My toddler has the most hilarious sense of humor and recently she’s developed a serious love for jokes.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything cuter or funnier than my toddler saying, “Mama, you wanna hear a joke?”
Yes. Yes, I do.
So, I’ve been googling, “hilarious jokes for kids” more often than I ever thought possible.
It’s what led to my popular post, Teeth Jokes for Kids and when she wanted to learn even more funny jokes, I decided to write another one with all our new favorite jokes.
If your kids are loving jokes, you will all enjoy this new collection of hilarious jokes for kids.
The Best Jokes for Kids:
25 Animal Jokes for Kids:
Q. What does the puppy say to its mama? I woof you!
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Q. How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
Q. Where do sheep go on vacation? Baaahaaamas!
Q. What do you call a dinosaur that is asleep? Dino-SNORE!
Q. What did the dalmation say after eating? That hit the spot!
Q. Why wasn’t the teddy bear hungry? They were STUFFED!
Q. What do you call a dog that is a magician? A Labracadabrador!
Q. What did the tiger say to the cub on its birthday? It’s ROAR birthday!
Q. What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? HOPPY Birthday!
Q. What makes fish so smart? They hang out in schools!
Q. What is the spider’s favorite event? WEBBINGS!
Q. What do cats wear to sleep? PAWjamas!
Q. What do you call a cow that can’t moo? A milk dud!
Q. Where do cows hang out for fun? The MOOvies!
Q. Why are elephants so wrinkled? They are too big to iron!
Q. What is a cat’s favorite cereal? MICE Crispies
Q. What do piggies use on a scrape? OINKment!
Q. What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh
Q. What do you call a horse who lives next door? A NEIGH-bor!
Q. Who stole the bath toys? The ROBBER Ducky!
Q. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A Pork Chop!
Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? RUFF
Q. What did the judge say to the skunk? ODOR in the court!
20 Food Jokes for Kids:
Q. What did the hamburger name its baby? PATTY!
Q. What did the baby pea say when its mommy asked if they wanted dessert? PEAS and thank you!
Q. What did one dinner say to the other? Dinner is on me!
Q. What did one egg say after the other egg told a joke? You crack me up!
Q. What is a hamburger dance called? A meatball!
Q. Why was the baby raspberry crying? Because their mom and dad were in a jam!
Q. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It has a jarring experience!
Q. Why won’t a pizza tell a joke? They think it’s cheesy!
Q. Why did the cookie see a doctor? They felt crummy!
Q. What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation!
Q. Where do they teach you how to make ice cream? Sundae School!
Q. What do you call a sad raspberry? A blueberry!
Q. Why did the banana see a doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
Q. What did the carrot say to the celery? Quit stalking me!
Q. Why did the yogurt love art? It was cultured!
Q. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? NACHO cheese!
Q. What did the baby corn ask its mama? Where’s Pop Corn?
Q. What do you call a fake pasta? An impasta!
Q. What do you call a tired pea? Slee-PEA!
For 24 printable food jokes you can slip into their lunches, go to this post!
10 TV & Movie Character Jokes:
Q. What kind of car does Minnie drive? A Minnie Van!
Q. What is Superman’s favorite drink? PUNCH!
Q. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the Dark Side
Q. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time? He NEVERLANDS!
Q. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She’ll let it go!
Q. Why shouldn’t you play soccer with Cinderella? She’s always running away from the ball!
Q. What does Daisy Duck say when she goes shopping? Put it on my bill!
Q. Who is Thor’s favorite rapper? MC Hammer!
Q. What do you call a droid that takes the scene route? R2-DETOUR!
Q. Which Disney princess tells the most jokes? Ra-PUNS-el!
10 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids:
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOO!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time!
10 Nature Jokes for Kids:
Q. How do we know the ocean is friendly? It waves!
Q. What falls in winter but never gets hurt? The snow!
Q. What kind of flower runs on electricity? A power plant!
Q. How do you throw a party in space? You have to planet.
Q. What does the moon say when it’s had enough to eat? “I’m full!”
Q. What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks!
Q. How can hurricanes see? They have an eye!
Q. What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
Q. What does seaweed say when it needs help? Kelp! Kelp!
Q. What kind of tree can fit in your hand? A PALM tree!
10 Object Jokes for Kids:
Q. Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants!
Q. How do you get straight A’s? By using a ruler!
Q. What object is in charge of the classroom? The ruler!
Q. What did one penny say to the other? We make cents.
Q. What did the pen say to the pencil? What’s your point?
Q. Why did the computer see a doctor? It had a virus!
Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!
Q. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a boogie in it!
Q. What instrument hangs out in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
Q. What did one toilet say to another? You look flushed.
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Do your kids love jokes as much as mine? I hope they will have fun with this list!
Be sure to check out my post with the best teeth jokes for kids if you’re looking for more!
Have a fabulous day,
E
