24 Free Printable Food Jokes for Kids!

food jokes for kids

My son love jokes. He seriously cracks up at a funny joke and then I laugh so hard just watching him laugh. Because of him, I’ve been inspired to learn all sorts of jokes, from jokes about teeth to riddles.

When he started losing his baby teeth, I started learning a bunch of jokes about teeth and the tooth fairy leaves one joke in her letter for each tooth he loses. He reads the joke before he even looks at what she left him.

So, today I am some funny food jokes for kids that you can download, print and slip into their lunches. I know my kid is at that age where he just wants to go and play, so I’m hoping these jokes will encourage him to enjoy his lunch a little bit more first.

24 Funny Food Jokes for Kids:

food jokes for kids

When it comes to food jokes, it has to be something that kids will understand and be able to remember. The best part of telling a kid a joke is watching them crack up and then go repeat it to everyone who will listen 100 times. So, I always look for jokes that I know my kids can repeat.

Here’s a list of the jokes that are on this printable:


Q. What do you call cheese that is not yours?

A. Nacho cheese!


Q. Why did the student eat his homework?

A. Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!


Q. What is a carrot detective especially good at?

A. Getting to the root of every case!


Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

A. He wasn’t peeling well!


Q. What is one fruit that can’t cheer you up?

A. A blueberry!


Q. Two pickles fell out of a jar. What did one say to the other?

A. Dill with it!


Q. What do you call a group of strawberries playing guitar?

A. A jam session!


Q. Where do hamburgers go to dance?

A. A meat ball.


Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?



Q. What do potatoes call their babies?

A. Tater tots!


Q. What did the father tomato say to his child?

A. Ketchup!


Q. What kind of keys do kids like to eat?

A. Cookies!


Q. Why was the cucumber mad?

A. Because it was in a pickle!


Q. What do you give to a sick lemon?

A. Lemon-Aid!


Q. What do you call a hot dog on wheels?

A. Fast food!


Q. What do you call an old apple?

A. Granny Smith


Q. Why do pancakes always win at baseball?

A. They have the best batter!


Q. What do you call a fake noodle?

A. An Impasta!


Q. What are twins favorite fruit?

A. Pears!


Q. What does a nut say when it sneezes?

A. Cashew!


Q. Why did the grapes stop in the middle of the road?

A. Because they ran out of juice!


Q. What do you call a sleeping pizza?



Q. Why did the donut go to the dentist?

A. To get a filling!


Q. What did the avocado say to the other avocado?

A. You guac my world!


Printable Food Jokes for Kids:

food jokes for kids

These are so cute, I think. You just print the PDF, cut them, and use them! You can slip them into their lunches or put them next to where they eat. Whatever works for you! These are for personal and classroom use only. If you’d like to share these, make sure to link back to my page where they can download it and do not share the PDF directly from your site or page. To download, click on the image below:

food jokes for kids

There are three pages total in the downloadable PDF. If you don’t see the image above, click here to download. 

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More Printables for Kids:

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I hope you found some new fun food jokes for your kiddos. Have fun downloading and using the cute food joke printables, too.

Have a fabulous day,



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