20+ Hilarious Teeth Jokes Kids Will Love – Perfect for the Tooth Fairy!

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I recently shared about my son losing his first two teeth. We still haven’t been able to find them.

As a mom with detailed baby books with every little detail and a filing system to save school projects, this is unfathomable to me, lol. How do I not have my son’s lost teeth?!?!

Of course, the tooth fairy paid him a visit both times anyway and I shared that printable with you in this post.

In his very first letter from the tooth fairy, I included a cute joke about teeth and it was his favorite part of the whole thing – even over the prize!

So, I have rounded up as many cute jokes about teeth for kids to use for all his future tooth fairy letters and I thought maybe you’d like to have them, too.

21 Best Jokes About Teeth for Kids:

Due to the popularity of this post, I thought it would be fun to create a video with all of these teeth jokes- narrated by my adorable niece!

21 Funny Teeth Jokes for Kids:


Q. What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?

A. A gummy bear!


Q. Why did the king go to the dentist?

A. To get his teeth crowned!


Q. Where do teeth like to shop?

A. At the gap!


Q. What did the dentist say to the tooth when he left the room?

A. I’ll fill you in when I get back!


Q. What did the judge say to the dentist?

A. Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?


Q. What does a tuba player use to brush his teeth?

A. A tuba toothpaste!


Q. What kind of award does a tooth never want to get?

A. A plaque!


Q. What time should you go to the dentist?

A. Tooth-hurty!


Q. Who brings gifts to teeth on Christmas?

A. Santa Floss!


Q. What does a dentist call an astronaut’s cavity?

A. A black hole.


Q. How do you fix a broken tooth?

A. With tooth paste!


Q. Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?

A. For a filling!


Q. Why did the tree have to go to the dentist?

A. For a root canal!


Q. What detective finds lost teeth?

A. A tooth sleuth


Q. Which teeth do you have to brush?

A. The ones you want to keep!


Q. If Logan has 25  candy bars and eats 20 of them, what does he have?

A. Cavities!


Q. What is the tooth fairy’s favorite Christmas song?

A. All I Want for Christmas is Your Two Front Teeth!


Q. What did the dentist see at the north pole?

A. A molar bear!


Q. What does an orthodontist do when riding a roller coaster?

A. Braces themself!


Q. What has teeth but cannot chew.

A. A comb!


Q. Where do teeth shop?

A. At the Gap!


How cute are these tooth jokes for kids?! I’m going to use one each time my kids lose a tooth and the tooth fairy pays them a visit.

For 24 printable food jokes for kids you can slip into their lunches, check out this post, too.

Do you have any special traditions for when your kids lose teeth? Share them in the comments below!

Have a fabulous day,


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  1. Laura Lofaro
    December 7, 2021 / 7:49 pm

    I write a letter from the tooth fairy each time, thanking my kids for their teeth. The letter usually is a bit in depth, going on about how well they’re doing in school/sports/scouts, etc.

    • Erica
      December 13, 2021 / 5:36 pm

      That is a really cute idea. I bet your kids will remember that when they’re older.

  2. September 6, 2022 / 7:00 pm

    This TOOTH shall pass

    • Erica
      September 7, 2022 / 11:46 am

      LOL, good one!

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